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from A Girl Dog's Breakfast
(A Sister Triste Story)
Despite the suspect’s warning pleas, a police officer decides to check things out herself while investigating the abusive husband’s strange death.
One thing leads to another and another and another until…
You can take genetic engineering only so far before running into trouble.
Just another day working at the clinic? Nope. Turns out to be a real howler.
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And we all go slip slidin’ away…
Laughs and scares abound in nine 10-minute shorts by Christina Crowe, author of A Girl Dog’s Breakfast, scary stories and rude poems.
- “Theresa Meets God and Neither of Them Is Impressed”
- “Mom Was Right about Your Gym Clothes”
- “The Shrink”: Two 15-year-old girls will do anything to get into the “Forbidden” concert in style.
- “Those Cohen Kids Again”: 10-year-old Ben Cohen's experiment with his sea monkeys works way too well.
- “The Broken X Farm”: A hobby farm's bullying husband learns too late that even the pigs disapprove of the way he treats his wife.
- “Cameron Screws Up”: A stalker meets his perfect match.
- “Lenny’s Pawn Shop”: A couple of muggers fence their ill-gotten gains at the wrong place.
- “Phil Lamerde Discovers Karma”: Much to his surprise—and ultimate regret—a compulsive liar’s bullshit comes true.
- “That’s Just Peachie”: To a husband’s dismay and his wife’s delight, her horse comes back from the dead.
When
I started writing this blog back in September of 2011, I was recovering
from the effects of choices I’d made throughout my life. Life is, after
all, entirely about choices. Those who fight with depression also fight
with the consequences of the choices made because of that depression.
My
depression is seasonal and I’ve dealt with it since before I can
remember. But depression is depression. And don’t let anybody tell you
any different. I am lucky to be able to see myself both inside and out
of it. (Although, when I’m in it, I can’t see fuck-all but the darkness
of The Pit.)
This book offers what I hope are healthy choices for
alleviating the symptoms of depression. In no way does it offer a cure,
but by the end of this blogging journey, I had finally hit on the right
combination for me. If I help only one other person because of my own
adventure in testing what works (for me) — and yes, it has been an
adventure — then my effort to reach out to others like me will have been
beyond worthwhile.
Hang in there. At least until you finish reading this book.
Available at the Amazon dots in print.
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